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What the hell? How did I get “Horny Moron” on a Care Bears quiz? There must be some kind of mistake! Look I know I…
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There is a lot being said about Michael Jackson at the moment. Rumors of monstrous behavior involving children have haunted Michael’s legacy for decades but…
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It is unlikely that you needed convincing, but Michael Cohen’s bombshell testimony to Congress this week has firmly cemented what we’ve all known all along.…
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Nearly 2 weeks after Maroon 5’s infamously bad Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show performance and they are still the butt of the internet’s joke. Meme’s…
Over the years Brian Eno has made a name for himself as a producer of albums for artists like David Bowie, U2 and Grace Jones.…