FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely CGI after watching a visual…
NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his roommates, frustrated sources confirmed. “I…
WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for a release of the long…
As we trudge along through these desperate times, when the horrors of our lives were so accurately predicted in the hit video game Death Stranding,…
Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is a stain on our society…
As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize the different genres in a…
LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had nothing to do with the…
HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to create guys if you think…
ATLANTA — Musician, comedian, and actor Donald Glover released a vaccine he created for COVID-19 on his website donaldpresentsthecure.com at 4 a.m. this morning and…
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order to skip past the COVID-19…
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven Baker was once again unable…
WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president Joe Biden into the White…
WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the United States in an effort…
ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the roguelite card game won’t eventually…
Gatekeeping in the world of video games is an epidemic. It is our duty as those who are “in the know” to help guide those…