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It’s a debate as old as time. Which Weezer album is better: Blue or Pinkerton? We set out to end this debate once and for…
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Everyone on planet Earth knows “Mambo No. 5.” Even if you were merely an egg in your mother’s womb at the time, you heard it…
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Join me in a cathartic exercise. I want you to write down the names of 3 people who have slighted you, stabbed you in the…
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We here at The Hard Times love guitar players! Sure, we might rag on them from time to time because they never practice, they’re always…
Wow, that’s so incredibly gracious of you to reach out and share the carefully crafted demos you recorded in your friend’s basement while blackout drunk!…
LINCOLN, Neb. — Researchers at The University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Department of Psychology have found that setup phrases such as, “News Flash, Dickhead” are overwhelmingly followed…
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In these politically-charged times, nothing quite gets the punk heart pounding like politically-charged melodic hardcore and no one does that better than Canadian punk legends,…