TORONTO – Long-time renter Alana Murphy downloaded and installed the classic PC game The Sims earlier this week to get a glimpse into the thrilling…
Phoenix residents young and old have been flocking to the newly-opened Bayview Skatepark to put wheels on fresh concrete, slide down rails, and purchase dank-ass…
We’ve got an exciting one for you today. Hard Style has finally gotten the elusive electronic duo, Daft Punk, to pose for photos without their…
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Industrial rock legend Marilyn Manson had a previously removed pair of his ribs successfully reattached late last night in an unprecedented medical…
Ready for that nostalgia to hit? Comedian Tom Green released his famous single, “Lonely Swedish (The Bum Bum Song)” all the way back in 1999.…
MINNEAPOLIS – Nearly all new rules at local venue The Front Door were created in direct response to the actions of a single individual over the…
WILMINGTON, Del. – A local grandfather expressed outrage and envy at the increasing social acceptance of transgender Americans, according to sources trying to enjoy dinner…
A soon-to-be-hospitalized Kansas City native on his first winter sports outing has announced that “this snowboarding shit is basically just skateboarding” in a mountaintop press…
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Rutgers University sophomore Mike Holloway declared today that he “doesn’t believe in Godsmack,” calling himself a “nü-metal atheist, fighting for truth…
Red Bull GmbH, makers of the popular Red Bull energy drink, shook the marketing world today by announcing a sponsorship campaign with the abstract concept…
After the tragic passings of many legendary artists last year, there’s always one morbid curiosity we hear from our readers: how do we get those…
ST. LOUIS – Local punk group Killjoy Boys has drawn increased attention from venue promoters and marketing researchers for their ability to pack houses with…
WORCESTER, Mass. — In the ongoing effort to dismantle day-to-day prejudices, one Massachusetts native “totally did his part” in fighting institutional racism by publishing an…
CHICAGO – After decades as giants of the heavy metal genre, the popular band Disturbed entered an immediate, indefinite hiatus following the sudden exit of…
Nobody does shock rock quite like the king himself, Marilyn Manson. He’s disgusting, sexy, enigmatic, but also talented as hell. Here are five songs that…