Let me start by saying I don’t want to get political, OK? I don’t want to start any fights or flame wars. I just need…
CHICAGO — A paper wristband used to denote patrons of legal drinking age was applied in an appallingly lackluster fashion during a show last night…
THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to share an exciting, not-at-all predatory…
THE SUBURBS — Your mother left you a stern voicemail this morning, reminding you that if you want to participate in this week’s holiday festivities,…
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HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to the box office this evening,…
An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I really hate to keep dwelling…
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DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an old typewriter has recreated every…
Journalists are using more and more desperate tactics to gain your attention every day. It seems at times that the media is more focused on…
OK look, I know you’re all here because there’s a show tonight, and you’re so excited about whatever lame band you’ve overpaid to see, but…
BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked both fans and critics today by announcing that unknown filmmaker Jordy Flucas will the fill the recent vacancy at the helm…