LOS ANGELES – 31-year-old “Weird Al” Yankovic fan Erik Clark is attempting to come to terms with the fact that he has no idea which songs…
HARTFORD, Conn. — Linda Westchester set out on a mission recently to determine once and for all whether her only child is a “rebellious punk…
ATHENS, Ga. – Despite being CEO and owner of his own DIY record label, 16-year-old Eric Heffenueller is still very dependent on his mother preparing…
BROOKLYN, NY – With summer on the horizon, residents all across the U.S. are packing up their winter belongings and looking forward to the next…
COSTA MESA, Calif. – Mere days after Ted Cruz announced Carly Fiorina as his potential running mate, early reports show Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump has…
WASHINGTON D.C. – NASA successfully launched an art student into space today, beginning a new era in space exploration where the National Aeronautics and Space…
SAN DIEGO, Calif. – Tom Delonge, a founding member of Blink-182, has announced plans to debut a new batshit crazy, logic-defying UFO theory on the…
RICHMOND, VA – Local punk John “Skeez” McGillivary was startled early Sunday morning to find his best friend, his beloved German Shepherd mix, Darby, unresponsive under…
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – The continued delay of The Winds of Winter, the sixth book in the George R.R. Martin series that inspired Game of Thrones,…
NEW YORK – Anthony “Tony” Rizzetti is considered by many to be a living legend in the NYC hardcore community. His many bonafides include making…
PORTLAND, OR – Local man Doug Jenkins celebrated a major personal milestone last night, marking two straight years since he first started lying to his…
LOS ANGELES – Classic rock fans worldwide were thrilled this week by the announcement that AC/DC has hired rock icon Axl Rose to take over…
CLEVELAND, Ohio. – Multiple sources confirm Wesley Sandwater, owner of Sandwich Promotions and credited with single-handedly resurrecting the Cleveland underground music scene, has been secretly…
NEW YORK – An aging Andrew W.K. declined a Facebook invite to an ‘80s-themed dance party in Australia early Monday morning, citing a need to…
The following article is an opinion piece by Hard Times contributor Sammy Knuckles. ALBANY, NY – It’s going down tonight. Everyone can feel it. Fat…