MILWAUKEE — Local high school senior Alex Leyden submitted his application this week for University of Wisconsin-Madison’s diversity scholarship on the basis that his hair…
LOS ANGELES — In a controversial move, Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios announced today the termination of their contract allowing the Spider-Man character to remain…
Behold! The Hard Times official rating of the classic “A Nightmare On Elm Street” series. Will your favorite reign supreme? Read on to find out?…
Oh, so you love Vampire Weekend, yeah? You’re a big fan? Well, we’ll see about that. Real fans can name at least THREE artisanal cigarette…
BRANSON, Mo. — Local woman Kimberly Feldman, currently chained to a pipe in the basement of a wanted kidnapper/murderer, acquired just enough WiFi reception this…
Warning: this heartwarming story will make you cry. When 28-year old singer-songwriter Mikey Delbond recently damaged his beloved Martin guitar beyond repair, he thought his…
WATKINS GLEN, N.Y. — Organizers behind Woodstock 50 abruptly canceled the festival after discovering the desired location was already booked for a little league baseball…
As a musician I pursue art for human connection. We all have a story to share. There are few stories more honorable than those of…
TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can hide the fact he is…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy console, boldly renamed as Game…
There’s nothing quite like being a parent. You create life from the roots of your body and soul, and then have the great privilege of…
HARTFORD, Conn. — The world-renowned Smithson Symphony Orchestra asked their audience at the Hartford Opera House last night if anyone could offer them a place…