Listen here, delusional nutjobs. I’m a truth-seeker, a human lie detector, a call-em-as-I-see-them… er. So when I see people blaming Bush for 9/11 I’m left…
Oh, OK. So apparently I’m the only one here who truly cares about the success of this band. Because from my point of view, all…
Damnit. I knew this day would come, I just didn’t know when exactly or how, but here I am. My roommate got a book on…
Let’s face it. Whether they’re volunteering spare time after retirement or shaving off a couple hours of community service after that DUI, thrift store employees…
Charlton Heston was a lot of things to me- a tremendously talented actor and orator, a tireless defender of second amendment rights, and a personal…
There’s been a lot of talk about racism in America lately and, quite frankly, I find that absurd. Riddle me this, how can the supposed…
This one goes out to my REAL problem drinkers. Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, which is basically Comic-Con for Poser Alcoholics, and that means all…
You know how annoying it is when you think of a sick band name and find out it’s taken? Multiply that by a million to…
It looks like Mark Zuckerberg is three steps closer to being a real boy today! Facebook just announced a major upgrade to the OS of…
I’m an old soul. I’ve known since I was very young that I was born in the wrong decade. Partially because my essence embodies the…
Do you ever get the feeling like you were destined for something more? When you take a long, hard look at your gorgeous wife, three…
Many mysteries still shroud the events of September 11, 2001. Questions like, why did building 7 fall?, what level of involvement did the U.S. government…
It’s no secret that the effectiveness of public education has been on the decline in this country for some time now. Sure, we endlessly debate…

The Homeless Guy I Hit With My Car Last Year Is Totally Ghosting Me. Am I Using That Term Correctly?
Kids and their lingo these days, am I right? Just as soon as I start to understand the LOLs and Tweets, they are speaking a…