BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local graphic designer Fletcher Townsend remains totally oblivious to the fact that his work portfolio continues to fuel multiple Qanon conspiracies, dozens of so-called “bakers” confirmed.
“Look man, all I’m saying is just do some of your own research and stop believing everything the mainstream media is feeding you,” said Q theorist Teddy Horton. “This Townsend guy made a logo for a mom and pop store called ‘Big Value Garden Supply’ right? OK, so you take the initials and you have B V G S, OK? Now drop the B V part of it and what are you left with? That’s right, G S. Which clearly indicates he’s working with George Soros and this company is harvesting baby parts in order to keep Trump out of office. It’s so obvious.”
Fellow Qanon disciple Oscar Tate believes that Townsend is one of the most dangerous people in America.
“When I first heard of Fletcher Townsend I thought ‘OK, he’s just some random guy making a living,’ but there were a lot of things that just didn’t add up. How is it that a guy who works designing websites for nail salons can afford a mint-condition 2014 Subaru Forester? It’s obvious that this man is fully entrenched with the global elites that are hell bent on harvesting adrenochrome from our children,” said Tate. “This is why I moved my family to an undisclosed location in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. I want to keep my kids safe from this monster.”
Friends of Townsend are debating whether or not they should inform him of the attention he’s been drawing from the far-right conspiracy group.
“We are all sort of thinking that we shouldn’t worry Fletch by telling him there are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of nut jobs that think he’s responsible for Trump losing the election,” said longtime friend and roommate Ellie Marsh. “He thinks it’s weird that I always insist on being the one that checks the mail, but it’s because I’m throwing away multiple packages and envelopes every day that are addressed to ‘Baby Killer’ and ‘Traitor’ so he doesn’t have to see how many people want him dead.”
Townsend further inflamed Q message boards after his “Just ate a huge burrito” tweet spawned multiple theories that he is personally escorting drug lords from South America across the border to help dead people vote.
Graphic Designer Completely Unaware He’s Cause of Dozens of Deep State Q Conspiracies
By The Hard Times Staff | June 28, 2021
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local graphic designer Fletcher Townsend remains totally oblivious to the fact that his work portfolio continues to fuel multiple Qanon conspiracies, dozens of so-called “bakers” confirmed.
“Look man, all I’m saying is just do some of your own research and stop believing everything the mainstream media is feeding you,” said Q theorist Teddy Horton. “This Townsend guy made a logo for a mom and pop store called ‘Big Value Garden Supply’ right? OK, so you take the initials and you have B V G S, OK? Now drop the B V part of it and what are you left with? That’s right, G S. Which clearly indicates he’s working with George Soros and this company is harvesting baby parts in order to keep Trump out of office. It’s so obvious.”
Fellow Qanon disciple Oscar Tate believes that Townsend is one of the most dangerous people in America.
“When I first heard of Fletcher Townsend I thought ‘OK, he’s just some random guy making a living,’ but there were a lot of things that just didn’t add up. How is it that a guy who works designing websites for nail salons can afford a mint-condition 2014 Subaru Forester? It’s obvious that this man is fully entrenched with the global elites that are hell bent on harvesting adrenochrome from our children,” said Tate. “This is why I moved my family to an undisclosed location in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. I want to keep my kids safe from this monster.”
Friends of Townsend are debating whether or not they should inform him of the attention he’s been drawing from the far-right conspiracy group.
“We are all sort of thinking that we shouldn’t worry Fletch by telling him there are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of nut jobs that think he’s responsible for Trump losing the election,” said longtime friend and roommate Ellie Marsh. “He thinks it’s weird that I always insist on being the one that checks the mail, but it’s because I’m throwing away multiple packages and envelopes every day that are addressed to ‘Baby Killer’ and ‘Traitor’ so he doesn’t have to see how many people want him dead.”
Townsend further inflamed Q message boards after his “Just ate a huge burrito” tweet spawned multiple theories that he is personally escorting drug lords from South America across the border to help dead people vote.