ROANOKE, Va. — Local mother Jodi Forenza fulfilled her 26-year-old son Tony’s Christmas wish by purchasing him a three-pack of soiled underwear from his favorite cam girl, slightly disturbed sources confirmed.
“Tony is nearly impossible to shop for, so I had him make me a list of potential gifts he wanted or could use around his apartment,” said the thoughtful matriarch. “Initially he asked me to just buy his internet girlfriend some gifts on her Amazon wishlist on his behalf, but there’s no fun in that. So I did what any good mother would do: I paid $300 for a pack of her used underwear. I even got the upgraded package, where she would wear each pair of panties for an extra two days. You should’ve seen the look on Tony’s face when he opened those — it was like when his father bought him a bike, Nintendo, and baseball glove all rolled into one. Wait ‘til he sees what’s in his stocking.”
The recipient of the gift believes this is the most thoughtful present he’s ever received.
“These are the most pungent pair I’ve ever gotten from anyone — it’s just such a much-needed pick me up at the ass-end of a shit year. I’m not sure what my mother did to get this extra treatment, but I don’t know if I could ever go back to used socks or bags of spit after this,” said the Fornezas’ only son. “I could smell these things through the box and wrapping paper; that’s when you know you really hit the jackpot. I can’t wait to show all my friends. They’re going to be so stinkin’ jealous.”
Candi Maddoxxx, the cam girl who provided the undergarments, is happy to provide so much cheer around Christmas.
“It makes my day when I get messages from parents saying that their grown-up kids love the gifts from my online store, and I like to provide a little extra when I can,” said Maddoxxx. “Tony has subbed to my OnlyFans from the start, and when his mom reached out, I made sure to throw some toenail clippings and a couple of lollipops that I stuck in my vagina — I couldn’t say no. I’m sure he’s going to send me a really graphic message about how much he jerked off to the gifts, and that’s how I know they made an impact.”
At press time, the entire Forenza family reported they had been banned from Instagram for supporting sex workers.