Listen up, Zuckerberg (and every single person that uses Facebook), because I’m about to drop the biggest TRUTH bomb on you. Fake news is…
TRUTH ALERT: I didn’t vaccinate my kids and the one who lived turned out just fine. You heard me. When each of my five children…
CHICAGO — Renowned indie rock band Wilco released a public statement today denying their involvement in the rise of alt-country music. The band refused to…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Self-described feminist and all-women’s art collective manager Aaron Fanning is definitely hiding something, according to reports of “consistent” and “creepy” vibes about…
LOS ANGELES — Fans of the blockbuster Fast and Furious film franchise are voicing concerns about the direction of the latest movie in the series,…
Here at The Hard Times we’re always looking for ways to give back to the community. It was recently brought to our attention that animal…
SIBERIA — Musicologists on an expedition to capture field recordings of shamanic doom metal bands in Siberia have discovered a long-lost Mastodon demo tape frozen…
CLEVELAND – Two former high school students launched a revolutionary new organization earlier this week called “It Gets Worse,” an educational series directed towards the…
In the hip-hop game it doesn’t get any more real than Young Jeezy. His career spans decades and he has cemented himself as a trap…
NEW YORK — The Democratic National Committee officially offered to help the organizers of the New Year’s Eve festivities in Times Square drop the ball…
PORTLAND, Maine — A series of simple misunderstandings in conversations with his astrologist girlfriend has led local man Richard Witte to believe there is mercury…
For the socially conscious white person, knowing how to be an ally for people of color during this turbulent time can be uncomfortable and confusing.…
LOS ANGELES — An online advertisement for unused audio recording equipment sparked despair this week as readers came to the realization that the USB microphone…
ROGERS, Ariz. — Local drummer and admitted “problem drinker” Jason Huff reportedly “had it” with a particular box of pizza bagels after being instructed to…
Do you know who the hell I am? I am the most important member of the Shasta Produce Grocery Co-op in Maplewood, New Jersey. I…