Bobby Fischer once said, “Chess and me, it’s hard to take them apart. It’s like my alter ego.” When I met with actor/comedian Mark Lindsay…
PETERSBURG, Ky. — The Creation Museum issued a statement denying the existence of a supposed Dinosaur Jr. era in an announcement made via blog post…
TRUTH ALERT: I didn’t vaccinate my kids and the one who lived turned out just fine. You heard me. When each of my five children…
I have a very special announcement. The rest of the guys in The Fortnight and I have talked it over, and we’re going to sell…
Wait. You can’t be serious. Come on, you mean to tell me that fucking dude has a kid now? I’ve known that dude since middle…
BISBEE, Ariz. — Courtney Howard’s otherwise unshakeable Positive Mental Attitude has been temporarily postponed due to crushing PMS, Howard quietly reported from her blanket cocoon…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Self-described feminist and all-women’s art collective manager Aaron Fanning is definitely hiding something, according to reports of “consistent” and “creepy” vibes about…
LAS VEGAS — Local musician and amateur bowler Dave Kalan finished another game of bowling in which he only hit the same three pins every…
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is remembered as a source of laughs, Thanksgiving day bonding, and of course, background noise to tender, yet carnal, love making.…
NEW YORK — The Democratic National Committee officially offered to help the organizers of the New Year’s Eve festivities in Times Square drop the ball…