ATLANTA, GA – Witnesses report local deathcore band We, The Bleeding Teeth could only watch in awe as their front man, Lenny Johnson, had what…
BREAKING: Old Guy Moshes Weird
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – BREAKING: The crowd at a secret, word-of-mouth show by prolific California hardcore band Chain Examination was stunned by the “weird moshing” of one older fan last night, according…
Phil Anselmo Apologizes for Waiting Until End of Show Before Paying Tribute to Hitler
HOLLYWOOD – After Sieg Heiling and screaming “White power!” at the conclusion of this year’s Dimebash, Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo has issued an apology to his…
DETROIT – Joining other high-profile donors like Jimmy Fallon, Pearl Jam, and Cher, Detroit-based hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse announced today they will donate 10,000…
Guitarist Wakes Up From Five-Year Solo
HEMPSTEAD, NY – Family and friends of local guitarist James Kenney rejoiced early this morning, as the musician awoke from his coma-like state after playing a guitar solo for five…
We’ve lost a lot of great people in 2015 — people who made us laugh, challenged the way we think, or, like Lemmy, influenced generations…
Mixed-Bill Show Creates Opportunity For New People to Meet, Share Ideas, Fist Fight
BOSTON, Mass. – A fan of various types of DIY music and art, Jenna Bushey helps run the Allston DIY venue, Rock City Art Space. Normally,…
Nation Finally Comes Together to Ban Guns N’ Roses
WASHINGTON – After decades of debate and countless failed attempts, politicians on both sides of the aisle have finally united to pass a federal ban…
Notorious Black Metal Band Reaches Max Level in World of Warcraft
NORWAY/Darkmoon Faire Realm – Norwegian black metal band Umskiptar have cemented their reputation as one of the world’s most notorious modern black metal bands through…
Local Man’s Bad Boy Image Entirely Based on Sons of Anarchy
RENO, Nev. – At first glance, local man Russ Wilson might seem like someone you wouldn’t want to run into while strolling down a dark alleyway.…
Brian Williams Fondly Recalls His Time as Lead Singer of T.S.O.L.
NEW YORK – While speaking at a luncheon in New York, suspended NBC News anchor Brian Williams waxed nostalgic on his years as the T.S.O.L.…
Killswitch Engage Guitarist Wins Better Band on The Price is Right
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — After being called down to the contestant’s row, Killswitch Engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz won big during yesterday’s episode of The Price is…
Danzig Sues Santa Over Late Gift Delivery
LOS ANGELES — Preliminary paper work was filed in Los Angeles superior court this morning stating that Glenn Danzig is suing Santa Claus over late…
Metalhead Upset His Band Didn’t Make the CIA’s Torture Playlist
PHOENIX — Brian Seymour was visibly upset while handing out his band’s CD-R demo near the exit of a local heavy metal club Saturday. According to…
Henry Rollins to Start Third Black Flag
LOS ANGELES — With the Black Flag name mired in turmoil, Henry Rollins has set out to start a third touring Black Flag cover band…