CLEVELAND — Doctors at the Cleveland Clinic successfully performed a high-risk, experimental procedure on Thursday, surgically removing the song “Ride” by Twenty One Pilots from…
GREAT VALLEY, Pa. – During a Q&A session earlier this week, the frontman of industrial rock band Tetrawitch cited legendary guitarist Joe Strummer, rock icon…
AUSTIN, Texas — Tragedy struck in Austin last night after a SXSW executive discharged a high-powered T-shirt cannon at an unarmed bassist. Lawyers for the…
AGOURA HILLS, Calif. –– Jesse Charland, the bassist of the rock band Hoobastank, announced he will be “right back with your drinks” moments into your…
There is a funny phenomenon that has dominated certain corners of the internet over the past few years. It is the collective misremembering of facts…
PHILADELPHIA — Local coreman Alex Gonzalez was struck down by a hail of fists in a brutal crowdkilling incident at last night’s Strangulation show, according…
A few days ago The Hard Times tasked me with writing about a punk St. Patrick’s Day tradition, and right away I had a great…
AUSTIN, Texas — Indie-rock band The Goonie Squad was “thrilled” by the chance to go unnoticed by two dozen hungover, apathetic industry leaders during SXSW’s…
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Bassist Cassie Beckford reportedly had an epiphany while performing live with her band Goron Curse on Friday night: her band’s new…
Coke. NPR. Spotify. If you’ve been to SXSW this year, no doubt you’ve been subjected to the advertising whims of countless corporate shills in the…
AUSTIN, Texas — Recent Austin transplant Kimberly Meeks is eager to complain about her first South by Southwest every chance she can get, sources close…
Son, please come over here. I love you, but I must reprimand you for something I overheard you say last night. You said a curse.…
AUSTIN, Texas — Members of up-and-coming indie-rock band Flight of Fancy are hoping their SXSW showcase spot on the Esurance “Music for the Modern World”…