Hey babe, I’m going to go up front. Can you hold my stuff? What? Why are you looking at me like that? I know, I…
BROOKLYN – After receiving what they thought was a “hook up” from an artistically inclined friend, straight edge locals Lethal Injexion have been left scrambling to…
TACOMA, WA – After almost two decades of hosting hardcore shows in the middle of a residential neighborhood, The Glass House was shut down Saturday…
SPOKANE, WA – Local Facebook user Josh Larson was “on cloud nine” following the acceptance of his friend request by semi-popular indie rock musician Kyle…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Despite the uncomfortably loud music blaring over the PA system, the guy next to you is attempting to tell you something, so…
CINCINNATI, OH – Legendary New York hardcore outfit Gorilla Biscuits were executed at a show this Saturday when a child wandered onto the stage, prompting…
MITCHELL, SD – During a recent viewing of popular crime drama Law and Order: SVU on the USA network, local mother Kathy Schumacher surmised that…
ORLANDO, Fla. – Self-conscious punk Walter Vaughn was too embarrassed by winter weight gain and excessive body hair to remove his rebellious outerwear while taking a…
Hey man, what’s going on? It’s busy in here tonight! What? Oh, yeah, I think I have my ID. I guess you have to card…
BERLIN – With the summer of 2016 right around the corner, enthusiastic German hardcore kid Arnold Schneider is excited to finally enjoy the hottest trends…
MANSFIELD, CT – Disappointed and saddened by what awaits him, graduating senior Fred Dunbar is coming to terms with the fact that he will never…
WASHINGTON – After spending the last 15 years squatting in the White House, a 35-year-old anarchist crust punk known only as “W∅rm” was sworn into…
WASHINGTON – Underground crust punk group Worthless Failure deflected a firestorm of criticism early this week after reports surfaced alleging the band has achieved a…
NEW HAVEN, CT – Local record collector Alex Herrman announced his intention earlier this week to purchase his first turntable, with which he may potentially…
HARRISON, N.J. – Despite the venue’s strict policy of inclusion and tolerance regarding gender identity, no person of any kind at Tuesday night’s League Leader…