SAN FRANCISCO — Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital were shocked today after a patient gave birth to a punk with two faces. Weighing in…
[bandcamp width=100% height=42 album=833569581 size=small bgcol=ffffff linkcol=2ebd35 track=3073821338] KINGSTON, Pa. – Title Fight is set to debut their new music video for the single “Hypernight” on…
LOS ANGELES — No one is really taking Chain of Strength’s New Year’s resolution very seriously. The legendary hardcore band, which continues to influence straight edge…
WASHINGTON — Seven punks are dead and hundreds more were injured after the front man of an opening band told a joke at a DIY basement…
LOS ANGELES — Preliminary paper work was filed in Los Angeles superior court this morning stating that Glenn Danzig is suing Santa Claus over late…
AUSTIN, Texas. — Local 13-year-old Tyler Ryan had his Christmas ruined after receiving the most recent Black Flag album “What The…” as a gift. Ryan…
OAKLAND, Calif. — A local anarchist has been stuck in a heated debate with his iPhone 6 app “Siri” for 37 straight hours. Topics have…
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. – You won’t be the only straight edge person around the table this holiday season, because your aunt has loudly declared she will…
USA – A recent spike in GG Allin sightings has been linked to Christmas tree lots sprouting up around the nation, according to Christmas tree…
BOSTON — In a shocking display of preparedness, local hardcore promoter John “Big Red” Davis has decided to preemptively raise funds for the next time…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Scott Stapp, the Creed vocalist who recently lost touch with reality and thinks the government is after him, is still in a…
NEW YORK — The hits just keep coming for Bill Cosby. The 77-year-old comedian’s sexual assault scandal worsened Friday when a former acquaintance came forward…
PORTLAND, Ore. — A punk house inhabited by 16 self-described gutter punks and commonly referred to on flyers as “The Skidmark” is surprisingly clean, visitors…
LOS ANGELES — Police were overwhelmed with false leads after releasing a sketch of a suspect that matches every skinhead in existence. Sources inside the…
USA — Straight edge hardcore is currently on hold while every edge band looks for a new drummer. The last two straight edge drummers were…