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I can tell what you’re thinking from across the showroom. I know you want to pick one up, strum it like a jackass that has…
Listen, I’m not usually one to get snobby about alcohol but after years of refining my palette in the finest bus stations and public restrooms…
Traditions can eat a dick. They’re always accompanied by violent cultural baggage or a devastating family memory involving my Aunt. However, a few years back,…
The world is changing and the local music scene is no different. People are bringing politics into everything, every band has opinions they’re cramming down…
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There comes a time in a man’s life in which he starts to wonder if he can ever truly be happy. No matter how much…
Hey girl, I had a great time watching the Jars of Clay live-stream with you the other night. But I was wondering if you wanted…
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The Holocaust is one of the biggest tragedies known to date. I heard somewhere between 100,000 and 6 million Jews were murdered! If I, a…
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City punks are way too soft nowadays. I’m sick and tired of hearing all this crap about wage theft and other socialist propaganda. It’s like…
“And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which…
Daft Punk Breaking up Just Proves That European Automation Will Never Replace the American Workforce
Daft Punk Breaking up Just Proves That European Automation Will Never Replace the American Workforce
As European technological innovation has caused countless industry jobs across the globe to become obsolete, the United States has proven time and time again that…