CRANBROOK, Ohio – Local parents Molly and Chip Hartsock have been preparing for what is bound to be another awful Thanksgiving, as their vegan punk son returns…
DIXIE, Ga. – After a long, hard battle with their host’s shower, touring band The Hammer and Nail have reportedly broken the shower’s handle and…
DIXIE, Ga. – After several hours of futile attempts, not a single member of hardcore band The Hammer and Nail has figured out how to operate the tub-shower unit in their host’s…
NEW YORK – After months of planning and preparation, 23-year-old Brooklyn resident Jared Müller is leaving behind the only world he has known, boarding a hand-stained seacraft —…
WILKES-BARRE, Penn. — Local tattoo enthusiast Josh Stuart is covered in tattoos which act as constant reminders of his adventures, and the many rare and endangered…
OAKLAND, Calif. — The West Oakland punk community gathered this past weekend to hold a vegan bake sale fundraiser as part of a series of continuing efforts…
DENVER – Derek Kennedy, bassist of hardcore band Voice of Fury, had his growing suspicions about being kicked out of the band confirmed late last week by…
PHILADELPHIA – The search for a lost Philadelphia man came to a joyous conclusion today after he navigated himself to safety with help from his nautical…
MONTCLAIR, N.J. —Emo band Asthenia Falls grew frustrated with the perceived “lack of professionalism and utter disrespect for musical expression after the third consecutive power outage…
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Local emo group Asthenia Falls defended their decision to bring two full-stack amplifiers and a four-foot bass cabinet to a venue with a…
SARASOTA, Fla. – Sources confirmed show-goer Ethan Clark abandoned his panicked attempts to fix a lamp he broke during a house show hosted by local…
AUGUSTA, Ga — Recently-separated punk trio Wasted Truth is undergoing a long, painful breakup, culminating in a heated disagreement over custody of the band’s lone…
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local man Aaron Forks spent the greater part of his day staring into his phone, attempting to post photos of an afternoon hike to…
NEW YORK — 36-year-old self-proclaimed hardcore kid Kamal Ahmed was tried as an adult in New York Superior Court early this morning, court officials confirmed. “As…
Man Who Thought of It First Could Also Reportedly Do It Better
BROOKLYN, NY — Standing in the back of the room with his arms crossed, local man Adam Franklin announced to everyone within earshot that not…